It’s an iPhone.
It comes in a bunch of different colors.
It looks just like last year’s model…but WAY better.
Its camera is WAY better than last year’s model.
It costs as much as last year’s model, but a little more expensive…because it’s WAY better.
You’re a buffoon for buying last year’s model because this year’s model is so much better. What were you thinking?!
Check back next year for the exact same article.